What a year it’s been—just two not-so-little fatties pushing ourselves even deeper into obesity. Growing, gaining, rounding out together. I’m so sad we’re going to be apart this holiday season. No family dinners to stuff ourselves silly at, no chance to see their reactions to all the new poundage we’ve packed on. It’s just not fair! I can only imagine what your family’s going to say. I bet they think I’m a bad influence on you. After all, I’ve definitely helped you get massive, and they’re probably convinced we spend all our time stuffing our faces—which, to be fair, is mostly true. But hey, we do get exercise... just not in the traditional sense. Honestly, though, I love being your bad enabler—almost as much as I love getting fatter myself. There’s something magical about being big this time of year. All the food, the cozy clothes stretched tight, and the indulgence—it feels like this season was made for us. Just imagine what we’ll look like by next year’s holidays! **** Clip features: mutual gain, female feeder, talking about family reactions