You had a cold last week and now your girlfriend does, and she is not happy about it. How dare you get me fucking sick?! Now you’ll do whatever the fuck I say, and don’t worry, I’ve got a laundry list of things for you do. You’ll sit by me while I sneeze, cough, nap & blow my nose. You’ll act as my masseuse, verbal punching bag and trash can until I feel 100% again.