Your one true purpose in this world is be my personal, human ATM. I know exactly how to push your buttons and withdraw as much as I want. You'll go into debt for me. You'll go hungry for me. You work only to spoil and pamper me. Adding a zero each time I make you dispense my money, until you only have zeros left. And I think leaving your balls as blue as my top will motivate you to go out and earn more just to come back and send it all to me.