you and I have been flirting for months over tinder. I told all of my girlfriends about you and I think you’re really cute and shown your pictures to them. There’s just one problem. You won’t send any pictures back even when I send nudes and you still haven’t met me or invited me round to your house. Jump into your bed, excited to get the day rolling excited to finally see your cock and meet you. You’re cuter than your pictures. I’m excited for what’s to come. You aren’t biting, so I get undressed for you and hope that you have a big a cock as I think you do…. i unzip your trousers on my mouth drops open. you have to be fucking kidding me after all this time all these months of talking that is all you have for me that is seriously fucking embarrassing. Oh my God, I can’t help but laugh at you. I’d like to get all my girlfriends round to laugh at your tiny cock. how pathetic and tiny. Oh my God, how embarrassing for you? Get the fuck out of my face. I’m gonna find a man with a big cock to fuck me tonight.