You're a friend of my son and I catch you sniffing my panties. Since you're desperately afraid of being exposed, I decide to take measures into my own hands. You want a deep sniff of my crotch huh pervert? Well how about slurping up some of this gas I have. I decide to grab the back of your head and shove it in to my ass crack, farting and threatening to expose you... or worse. What I don't know is, this is your freaky little dream come true