You're the epitome of failure, a lazy, unmotivated, out-of-shape mess of a man who's still a virgin and will remain so forever. You're a sorry excuse for a human being. You're a gooner, addicted to porn, and can barely take care of yourself, let alone attract a partner. Your lack of character and personality make you a complete turn-off, and your social awkwardness is cringeworthy. But the cherry on top? Your tiny dick and pathetic ejaculation skills that would leave any woman unsatisfied. I'll dissect every reason why a loser like you will never know the touch of a woman. Enjoy the humiliation! **trigger warning : extreme humiliation** PREVIEW IS SPED UP 1.8X