**Fishnets are completely see-through. If you don't like bare ass farts, this one isn't for you** You and a few friends come over to my aunt's "haunted" house. We're all dressed in our Halloween costumes. This year, I'm a witch. I have on fishnets on but no panties. I bring out my tarot cards and crystal ball to tell you all about your future. "I see....wind...so much wind...does that mean anything to you? No? Weird." After quickly eating an apple I found outside on the apple tree, my stomach immediately starts to act up. I let one fart out, then two, OMG they won't stop. If you thought I was in a bad mood before, I just got much witchier. Annoyed and embarrassed, I walk into another room to release as much gas as I can. I thought I could get some privacy, but you walk in. You confront me about my friend telling you I have a crush on you. I thought I couldn't get any more embarrassed. You try to save me from humiliation and confess your fart fetish to me. At first, I'm shocked. I think you're trying to tease me. But, you insist, it's true. I make a deal with you, I'll let you sniff my farts right out of my fishnets and I'll keep your dirty little secret from the other's if you promise to go back out there and take the blame for my farts. What a wicked sweet deal!