I had a strong wrestling with a pathetic scrawny boy. Hes in pain! Aw, poor David, do you remember anything that just happened?  I-ll give you a blow-by-blow account of how I just annihilated your ass. I puted you in a rib-crushing bodyscissor that had you instantly screaming your submission and begging me to let go. I made you Scream to me that I am the winner and you're the loser, David! I ask you "Who's the winner?" and made you scream "You are! You are!" And "Who's the loser?" "I am! I am!"  I did finally let go of the bodyscissors and made you David bow down and beg for mercy and kiss both of my shoes and kiss my ass in total defeat. I then ended with a long headscissors that sent you into another galaxy for several minutes. (Victory poses). How easy was to defeat you, you're so pathetic!