I got home after my workout. I don’t understand my trainer. He always treats me like a monkey and I’m not a monkey. He always tells me things about monkeys, he’s crazy. I’m really hungry and I see some bananas. I start eating them. I start to feel my body temperature starting to heat up. I let out a monkey scream. What the fuck? Why am I doing this? Little by little I start to feel my body changing and I’m turning into a monkey. I don’t understand what’s happening. I eat more and more bananas, I love bananas they’re delicious. I make a lot of monkey noises and behaviors. My hair starts to grow like a monkey’s. I feel fleas and try to eat them. I get angry because the bananas are running out. I’m going crazy. My trainer was right, I’m turning into a monkey. The monkey totally controls my body.