*Record scratch.* You're probably wondering how we ended up in this position. Well, Mylo wanted their kitchen renovated so we went to the hardware store. That's where we started flirting with Cooper. "You look like you can pound out a cabinet or three and then pound one out in me under it," I said to him in the plumbing aisle. His grin said all we needed to know. That's when Cooper Cock came over to help us out. "Show us how you use these tools," we promised, "and we'll show you how we use yours."