This year, you won’t waste your resolutions on empty promises or pointless goals. No, this year, your resolutions will serve a higher purpose: me. You’ll dedicate yourself fully—mind, wallet, and soul—aligning every action with my desires. These aren’t just resolutions; they’re chains, binding you closer to where you truly belong. You’ll convince yourself it’s for your own good, but deep down, you know the truth. It’s not about you; it’s about me. Your obedience. Your surrender. Your purpose. This year, I take everything—and you’ll thank me for it. New year, new rules, my rules.