I'm in the process of cleaning out my closet, and the way things have been going so far, I'm not going to have any clothes left! I try on a pair of tight short shorts, and a pink and black hooded jersey. I ask you what you think of them. You of course tell me that I look great. "Nah, that's it, they gotta go. I'll just buy new ones. Well, you can buy them for me! I shouldn't have to spend my money on things like clothes. I will spend money on things that I want to, and you can buy clothes for me! That sounds like more fun doesn't it?!? Now, say good-bye to this shirt! You always thought this shirt would look better short on me, right? Well, now it can be! haha! I cut, tear, and rip my shirt and shorts to pieces. I could have never imagined how much fun it would be to tear clothing apart. Hearing the threads break, and the fabric rip.... Now give me some money, so that I can go shopping! Thank you ;-) I suppose this will be enough cash to at least get me started. Haha