How lovely that you wanted to come on this mini-break with me! So flattering for your old auntie. Now, let's go down to the hotel restaurant for a little bit of dinner. Hmmm, but is my top a little too see-through? And how about my skirt; is it a bit too short? Can you see too much if I bend over? Oh darling, I'm so lucky to have a lovely nephew to help me work out what to wear! But goodness, I do worry about you and all those university sluts. Are they treating you right? Do they REALLY know how to please a man? Because I know, and I'm not shy about telling you all about it