Well, well, won't this be the consultation of a lifetime? It is sort of funny I kind of realize something is fishy the moment you enter for the consultation, mentioning your erectile dysfunction over the phone, but the moment you pull down those panties, surprise, surprise.... that's not the only problem. Your stating issue is the size- damn, it's so small I might just need tweezers to grab it! You call that a dick? You just call that a problem when it's a life sentence? Hahahah!