mommy keeping you out of trouble

****SPECIAL PRICE OF $3.99 FOR VALENTINES MONTH!!**** You come home tipsy after being kicked out of a girls house for behaving.. a little inappropriate towards her. Your step-Mom is mortified that you would treat a girl in such a disrespectful way, but equally worried that you'll get yourself into some serious trouble if you carry on going down this path in life. You don't wanna listen to your whiney step-Mom, so go to leave to go find another girl, but your step-Mom refuses to let you out of the door, terrified you'll make a fool of yourself, or worse.. so she offers you something to keep you out of trouble on the streets.. something sinful.. forbidden.. something no step-Mom should even think about allowing her step-Son to do.. she offers you HERself to save you from YOURself.