guess you're going to have to listen to me come

your girlfriend has made a new year's resolution to be more spontaneous, so when she starts feeling horny, she has no choice but to call you to pull you into her fantasy. but oops, you're in a meeting, so she's going to leave an explicit message describing exactly how she wants you to touch yourself at your desk listening to her...that will do for now, or at least until she's got her hands on you in person.