Another holiday for you to attempt to justify your alco/holism, how cute. Don't worry, i'll always be here to extor/t it. I give you a harsh series of drin/king tasks, all while mindfucking your psyche beyond recognition. From my superior attitude, to my sexy velvet dress and even more sultry, micro panties, you're lost without my direction. I spend your money better than you anyways. Why pretend to resist sober when you can adhere while trashed? Happy St Patricks Day to me