My Bladder Is About To Burst Pee-Pee Dance

After a long car drive, I've returned home with a desperate need to pee. Of course, the bathroom is occupied by someone who has no desire to wrap up their business, so I must desperately hold in my pee which leads to grabbing my crotch through my pants, hopping from one foot to the other, reciting an unsuccessful mantra that I don't have to pee pee, pounding on the bathroom door, crossing my legs all in an attempt to not pee my pants. "I'm bursting for a pee! My teeth are floating in the back of my mouth. My bladder is gonna bust!" All my pee pee dancing, whining and holding my palm over my crotch leads to a glorious, warm, bursting release on the toilet. Relief too so long but rushes in as me pee sprays out!