Pest Control At The Tiny Hotel

Me and my Friend Isla White have been stressed out at work and decide we need a little escape. Everything in the area is so expensive though! Then we come across a surprisingly good deal at "the tiny hotel", sounds cute, looks lovely but why is it so cheap? The minute we walk through the door it feels eery, like something or someone is watching us. We both wake up in the middle of the night itchy, and assume there must be bed bugs or something. We discover crumbs that keep returning on the kitchen floor... are they crumbs though? Upon further investigation to our absolute horror these "crumbs" have faces.. and are moving. They're tiny little Men!! Perverts!! They were crawling on us in the middle of the night, probably got tiny little erections. We try and call the host who hang up on us and tell us there's nothing THEY can do... so we decide to take matters into our own hands and exterminate these annoying little men for good. Nothing is going to get in the way of our relaxing trip away that's for sure!