I love to eat. I love to smoke. I overeat often. I eat and eat and eat and do not gain a pound. It makes my friends so mad. I invited them to eat before they left... but nooooo! They had to go jogging. Hey I was wearing Yoga pants, doesn't that count as exercise? So I ate it all myself. Then I smoked some more. I show off my belly after I eat a whole pizza and a pile of cheese burgers and a coke. YUM