You're spending the night in our guest room and I've come to help you turn down. There's something I want to tell you and it's a little complicated-- you see, I know you have a crush on me (everyone does) and I know that honestly, you're not bad looking either. I also know that I'm bored and I know that I need someone's attention... And then here you are! I know you've thought about it before, right? I've brought a toy with me and I intend to get myself off; I want you to come with me. Really, I'm not even asking you to do anything *that* bad. You were probably going to touch yourself tonight anyway, right?! Well, why not let me watch? I'll put on a show for you, and all I want to do is watch you stroke your cock until you come. Let's relax, feel our bodies, and make sure to keep our mouths shut