You want to hear about my experience with religion? Alright, well first I talk about Jesus fucking Christ and point out a huge flaw in the story. Then I talk about the Bible. You get a nice view up my pretty face up close. After that is my goddamn feelings about God. I describe why God is an asshole for three reasons. As I take God's and Jesus's name in vain, you admire my ass in a sexy red pair of panties. Eventually, I am standing up. I slide panties down my legs. You get to admire me from the tip of my toe to the top of my ass as I rant about God. In the end, if you really think about religion, any religion, it is all pretty shitty