Something doesn't quite taste right, but I write it off to the fact that I put a sweet dressing on a salad with eggs in it. Maybe my taste buds are off. Later, I have to go lie down because my stomach hurts. As I lie down and rub my belly, I notice it is moving. I poke my belly button through my shirt, and watch as my tummy rises and falls and makes weird movements. I lift my shirt and unbutton my pants to expose my growing belly. It's almost like I have a baby moving inside me. But it can't be a baby... it must be an alien that entered my body when I ate those eggs! I can't decide if I am horrified or excited about this. I am in a lot of pain as my belly bloats to where it feels like it is going to burst, then settles down a bit only to feel like something is jumping around in there. I can feel something moving when I stick my finger in my belly button! I think it is fighting to burst out! Oh my gosh this is so painful