in which I play two identical sisters, just FYI) 'I'm lying on my bed, dressed casually in shorts and ballet slippers, when my older sister appears in the doorway. She's on her way out shopping and she's suspicious that I'll mess with her things while I'm out. Obviously, I promise that I won't but that's not good enough for her, apparently. She's got something behind her back and it turns out to be a tight leather arm binder. Soon my arms are trapped behind me, and I'll left, fuming, on the bed while she goes out. It's completely useless to try to escape, even though I do my best but I don't get anywhere at all.' This means war! 'My sister's gone crazy. All I did was to put her in a comfortable arm binder while I went out shopping, and she's retaliated by tying me like a salami, wrapped in a duvet and attached tightly to my bed in a lying down position. Intolerable! I struggle wildly but nothing seems to move at all. The only part of me that can really move is my feet, which are clad in bright pink gym slippers. And wiggling them is doing no good at all. When my husband finally comes in, I'm so relieved that I'll soon be free. But I'm wrong, he's not in the least interested in letting me go! Instead, he peels off my gym slippers and starts tickling my bare feet. What an absolute monster! Then he covers my head with a hood and just LEAVES ME THERE