Ruby Eats and Digests You

You thought you were going to get laid when you went out on a date with me. Think again, pig! I've shrunken you and now I'm going to eat you. I hope you taste like bacon. I crunch your bones and organs between my teeth and then you slide down my throat. My stomach bloats and growls loudly as I digest you. I describe to you where you're going to end up in a couple days as I tease you with my ass. You're not worthy to be pushed out my asshole, so you better appreciate the honor