I wander into the kitchen, looking for something to eat. I find some awesome chicken salad that my man has made for me! He has been feeding me so good since he moved in with me! I dig into the big bowl of chicken salad and marvel at how I can't believe I've gone back to eating mayonnaise after not touching the stuff for so long! And is that dark meat chicken in there? I think that's fattier than white meat. My man is going to make me fat! I thank him for taking good care of me as I gobble up the delicious food... even talking with my mouth full. I feel my stomach bloating and have to unbutton the button on my little shorts! Babe, does my ass look big? And check out my poochie stomach! I feel like I'm going to burst... but Babe, what's for dessert