I feel terrible about my horrible son. I know you guys are friends, but... he really is a little ass hole, isn't he? He's just so terrible to you! It's just not fair. I've talked to him before, but his behavior is so selfish. I've given up on him. I just want you to know that I'm here for you. I want to apologize to you... for him. I know he's my son, but he is the WORST. And you deserve better. In fact, I feel that I should put forth the extra effort on his behalf, as his Mother. I just really feel terrible about this whole thing. So... I want you to see how bad I feel. I want you to experience it. Get comfortable... I'm going to SHOW you