Starring Clover Baltimore and Don Baltimore~ Wow do I love 4th of July and I love my family. My favorite cousin comes down from Philadelphia every year and stays the weekend with us. Recently, though, she's been a real pain in the ass. Too cool for school, you know? She's one of them got bitches... them big tiddy goth gfs that are so fashionable. The bitch probably wears a choker to rest at night, and all she talks about is trash music and how lame everyone is. She can kiss my ass cuz she ain't bringing me down this weekend. Its Natty Boh and Crabs in Baltimore, baby! It's funny though, she becomes really pleasant when you've got something she wants.