If you ever want to be my slave, you need to take all the proper training in what it takes to be useful to me. Being my cup holder, my human chair, human toilet and even my human ashtray. I hope you don't have a gag reflex because, I am going to ash every last bit of my cigarette in your mouth, wash it down with my spit, then proceed to put it out on your tongue. For all, it is the least you can do for being born such a unwanted nerd. This way, I am able to put you to good use, besides being my wallet