The Doctor is running a bit late, so the Nurse is going to start your physical exam. Before she begins, she confesses to you that she's been having some tummy troubles, and tells you to please ignore it if she farts. She starts listening to your heart and lungs, but she just can't stop farting. She giggles and blushes, so embarrassed at how unprofessional she is being! She is so distracted by her stinky toots that she almost screws up your bloodpressure reading. She begs you to please not tell the doctor how out of control her ass gas is, and threatens to tell the doctor how excited all the farting got you if you don't do what she says