Daddy, can you guess what Mommy told me to do while she's away? She gave me very specific instructions... First, she said I can't go out to party like I usually do. I have to stay home and take care of you and cook and clean for you. But she also told me to do something much more important for you, Daddy. She said you get very cranky without a woman around. Mommy says... anytime you ask it, I need to take care of you. You know, Daddy, I love practicing on the boys in school; they all say how good I am. And Mommy told me you've been staring at me lately. I know how much you want it