I haven't recorded any new videos in over a year, but recently I attempted to break that streak... Watch as I fap, get distracted, laugh at myself, get up and walk away, text, and legitimately drop the camera! I think I came like 3 times but I don't know for sure because I refuse to watch this cringey piece of god-only-knows-what. If you're in it for the laughs: I could not stop laughing as i was skimming through this right after I filmed it. What the fuck was I thinking?? How do you get distracted in the middle of masturbating?? If you're in it for the pr0n: I use a glass dildo and a vibrator and definitely do actually somehow manage to achieve orgasm at least once. Once again, this video is completely unedited (except for what I had to do to turn the 3 clips into 1 video) and 100% priced for my own embarrassment and not at ALL for the quality of the video. If you for some reason really REALLY want to see this video, which I did not intend to release, here's ya chance. This is ridiculous. I can't believe I'm uploading this. This video is just under 20 minutes of 1080p HD horrible