partner: "the transitions are tacky." me: "what kind of tacky? like, 'oh no this was edited in windows movie maker' tacky?" partner: ... me: "because it was." partner: "it's porn tacky." me: "so is your face." FIRST DILDO! SHOWER RIDE: shoutout to metalmatt25 on CB for gifting me the dildo! it's my very first one ever and i'm so excited :-) i recently took it into the shower with me and filmed the events that ensued... 0% acting, 70% oh that feels nice, 10% i hope my phone doesn't get wet, and 20% oh gods my knees. * penetration happens off-screen, so this is kind of a beautiful agony video. with titties. soapy titties. *percentages are approximate