You've been a very naughty boy! You're supposed to stay in chastity, but you masturbated last night. Oh, you didn't think I would find out? Too bad, I did. And I'm going to punish you well for your transgressions. I'm going to smoke a couple cigarettes, and you're going to be my ashtray. I'll blow the smoke in your face, flick the ash into your mouth, and put out my cigarettes on your tongue. And you're going to learn your lesson, or next time, I'll be using a far more delicate portion of your anatomy as my ashtray