I really need good grades this year to get into college, and the mark you gave me on my last essay is dragging down my average. I can't show a grade like that to my parents or to college admissions! I heard a rumor from other girls, though, that you sometimes grant extra credit for additional work. I'd like to get in on that deal. I want an A, I NEED an A, and I'm willing to spend the time on my knees to get that grade. No, I'm not talking about praying...unzip your pants and let your new favourite student give you a BJ for an A