Snack on the Patio

People walk pass my patio all the time for lunch. I won't lie, I get jealous. I want what they're having... just with something else. So I've started luring them in for a snack. In fact, I just had one, let me tell you all about it. Ugh I just love that they're digesting inside of me... while they're digesting their lunch. I can even taste it! People see me and they probably think I'm just pregnant lying out on my patio lol harmless. Little do they know