I caught you staring at my ass all night at the bar. I asked you to come home with me. You think you're getting lucky but you don't know what you have coming. Now that you're in my house I tie you down and inform you of your fate. I'm far out of your league, did you really think you were gonna get with me? Hahaha, jokes on you. See, you had only been staring at me from far away and what you didn't know was that I had Mexican food and had been passing gas at the bar. I'm so cute and hot that I could walk away from my farts and no one knew it was me. But since you wanted to be such a pervert staring at my ass, now you get to fully enjoy my ass. You cannot go anywhere as I continuously blast farts in your face as I laugh at you