Guess who I saw at the club last night? Your so-called vanilla girlfriend, that's who! But boy it sure didn't take long before she was telling me what a total disappointment you were in bed, how you never satisfied her, and how she'd always wanted to try it with another chick. Listen as I describe in excruciating detail how I used my big black strapon to turn you into a cuckold & show her just what she's been missing. Things will never be the same for you again, loser