So today we need to do some check ups, theres no need to be afraid it will only take a few moments and then you will be on your way” First We need to check You… I use my long tongue just to check you over “Mmmm Perfect” “Very Healthy” I notice you have an erection.. So I check that over next And I rock my head back and forth to check all is in working order… “Mmmm Better than expected” Now we need to do some more checks… “Now I just need to check your mobility I need you to climb inside my mouth and crawl on to my tongue... “Mmm Excellent” “Let's check your strength.....lay down between my teeth.... “ “Mmmm so yummy.. Ooops I mean Healthy” “Now, hang from my uvula....let's see if you can support your weight..... Then you can go home” And GULP……. “Oooops that wasnt suppose to happen.. Well I suppose I can take better care of him now in my stomach