I have a bit of a funny question for you. Why exactly do you keep hitting on me? Its completely out of bounds. I'm way out of your league, and you have a girlfriend. Not only that, but she's one of my best friends. Its so inappropriate for you to hit on me. Its creepy and unwanted, and you're betraying my bestie. You didn't stop when I asked you to, or any of the numerous times I blew you off. I've decided to take matters into my own hands and be a little more proactive. Either we call your girlfriend right now and tell her what a cheating, treacherous loser you are and completely destroy your relationship... or you take this warning and submit to a disgusting punishment I've worked out for you. Aww, you really love her? I suppose you choose the punishment then. Sit down on the floor there, at the foot of my bed. Present your face and mouth to me. I have a gas chamber punishment worked up for you. I'm going to fart on you again and again. Nasty, right? Its what a dumb bitch like you deserves. No matter how gross these farts are, blasting hot and humid in your face, you can't wriggle away. Nasty boys deserve nasty punishments!