You want to be my spittoon. Open wide and let me fill up your mouth with spit. I will use you as my spit slave and spit jar, letting my warm, thick drool glide into your mouth and down your throat. Every time I need to spit, you'll open your mouth. Licking any drops you miss off of the ground because you hunger for my Holy Goddess Spit. My Holy Goddess spit will be stored in this jar for all of your meals and beverages, because you don't deserve to slurp anything but my heavenly bodily fluids, my spit, my drool.