It's mine and hubby's anniversary, and again we're thousands of miles apart because he's working away, as always. We have arranged a sexy online anniversary date, to make up for it, but half way through, I get another call... It's my BBC bull, who I've been fucking behind hubby's back this whole time. I cut the call with hubby to talk with him about how excited I am to spend my anniversary with him, rather than my tiny, pathetic, white excuse for a husband...