Sorry I wasn't home when you woke up this morning.. We had so much fun at the party we threw last night though, and then your bully from work showed up! He is always picking on you, so I had to make sure I told him that's not okay. After he left and the party was winding down, I took a taxi to his house. I tell you all about what follows..he is so sexy and just turned me on so much. I ended up doing so many things with him that I would never do with you. He's going to be my fuck buddy from now on, and you love me so you'll let me do it.