I'm out for a walk in the woods, and come across a lovely bench. I'm wearing a striped cotton top, black leather ankle boots with socks, and a very short denim skirt that lets my legs catch the sunshine. My bladder is full, so the bench is the perfect place to rest and think about whether I'm going to take off my white knickers before I go, or just do it through them instead. I can't decide, but the hard wood against my skin feels good and it makes up my mind. After a quick check for other ramblers, I slide them off and let out a powerful jet as I squat over the bench. The next person to sit down will definitely get their bum wet!