Oh, hi! Just coming back from the showers? I was just about to go in. Did they fix the hot water yet? It's been so freezing this week! Oh, um, hey I think your towel is sli- OH MY GOD! Your penis is really tiny! This is really interesting! Let me see something. Wow, it's smaller than my pinky! I have never seen something so little before! Awww! It's actually really cute. Can I pet him? Hi little guy! I just want to squish you, you're so darn teeny tiny and cute! Awww, who's a widdle teeny weenie? So little! He's fun to squish! And who are these itsy bitsy guys? Are these your balls? They're so little! They're like little baby marbles! How adorable! I need to take a picture. Everything is just so tiny and cute. Ok, say cheese Mr. little weenie! Oh, look, he's moving. Going up! Wow, even stiff he's still really tiny! Heh, it's like a little door spring! Boing Boing! Hmm! That's interesting. It's really kind of crooked. Your foreskin looks really funny too. Awww, I can't stop looking at it! It's just so funny looking! Ok, I have an idea. You're coming with me. I'm pledging at a sorority and I have to show them something interesting for show and tell. I'm going to bring you and show them your cute little shrimpy and itsy bitsy balls, ok! We'll have a photo shoot with the girls and we'll play games. I think we should shave it so looks even cuter and funnier and then we'll break out the markers and draw on it, ok? Now, follow me mr. tiny pee pee! Let's go introduce you to all the girls!