I come downstairs after glamming myself up to see you waiting for me in the kitchen. I don't know what you're waiting for me for - I'm not going out with you tonight! I'm about to head out with a real guy. An alpha hunk. We're going on a date and you're paying for it. Then when we come home tonight he's going to fuck me everywhere. In the bedroom, the kitchen, even the study where you make all the hard earned ca$h that I spend, ha! Don't wait up for me, hubby!