**TAKE REGULAR DEEP SNIFFS OF POPPEŔS** Hello, Citizens of America. It's Me, Queen Dommelia, the new Queen of England. I wanted to personally wish you all a happy 4th of July, and so I made this clip just for you. You gained your independence from British rule in 1776, and since then, things have really gone downhill. And thus, I have decided to invade. My army of slaves are out in the streets and the Royal Air Foŕce are spraying a new type of chemical - Agent D - across every state in America. It's a non-harmful chemical which will relax you and make conquering your nation much easier. You need a new leader, and that leader is Me, Dommelia, the Queen of England. Welcome to your new life, American pigs, a lifetime of servitude back under British Rule. God Save Our Queen.