Phew! I have just done a harrrrrd work out at the gym. I was doing cardio, squats, deadlifts, PHEW! And in this heatwave! Maaaan did it get sweaty. Oh shít, I just realised I forgot to wear any socks and these old sneakers smell so bad as it is. My god, even when I peel away the tongue of the sneaker you can smell the stench coming out. Once my sneakers are off it's unbearable! The most cheesy, stinky, sweaty, vinegary smell I've ever smelt! Phoooo-eyyyy! But you like it, don't you? Okay, well in that case, you're going to sniff and lick them until all the sweat, stench and toe jam is all cleaned up! Now stick out that tongue and start licking!