I know you’re a jerk-off addict, but even addicts need a little guidance. So grab your clitty and get ready to stroke under my watch. Watch my arms and my hands. Grip as you’re told. Move up and down and pump as you’re instructed. All while you stare at me and think about what a loser you are, getting off on jerking it while a beautiful woman stares at you. Clear your mind, let go, and embrace who you are.