Beautiful people book up their social schedules for the weekend, sometimes far in advance! Losers like you, by contrast, are social pariahs and spend their weekends ALONE, stroking by themselves in their bedrooms thinking about the normal people you'll never be like. You have no friends, no plans, no social life, so you might as well stock up on my clips and give yourself something to do while the rest of us are all out socializing and enjoying our fulfilling and complete lives. From sun up to sun down, your weekend is simple: stroke, stroke, and stroke!